Madison. Houston, Texas. I like people and dislike them… all that the same time. Art. Emma Watson. rm_f1st('0','260','true','false','000000','9pmcfoixtx4','true','ff0000'); Tumblr (3.0; @closettoneverland)http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/017440744b449614d56bf28cec8cd02a/tumblr_mn2qylfIO01qk08n1o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d7ed7ff86d3dec4254db02330110e38/tumblr_mn2qylfIO01qk08n1o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Fuck i love her oh my god</p>http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891583471http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891583471Mon, 20 May 2013 01:48:50 -0500<p><a href="http://farsideofmymind.tumblr.com/post/50888329591/how-many-sexual-fantasies-did-i-have-in-church" class="tumblr_blog">farsideofmymind</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>how many sexual fantasies did I have in church this morning</p></blockquote>http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891561577http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891561577Mon, 20 May 2013 01:48:17 -0500<p><a href="http://defenseless-dependent-and-alone.tumblr.com/post/50887445873/what-the-hell-is-one-to-do-when-not-even-death-is" class="tumblr_blog">defenseless-dependent-and-alone</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>what the hell is one to do, when not even death is an option?</p></blockquote>http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891545613http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891545613Mon, 20 May 2013 01:47:52 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7205858a119b9faa1a90bd15cbdc8ee1/tumblr_mmvg8xABg01qgqjqwo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a5577555bd12f57e09ccbb065571722/tumblr_mmvg8xABg01qgqjqwo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://grrrl-boner.tumblr.com/post/50781281884/gaysealapproves-i-found-this-nice">grrrl-boner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gaysealapproves.tumblr.com/post/50552384818/i-found-this-nice-tutorial-anatomy-advice-spread">gaysealapproves</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I found this nice tutorial/anatomy advice spread created by <a href="http://meghanhetrick.deviantart.com">meghanhetrick</a><span></span><span>of deviant art. </span></p> <p><span>She gave me permission to post it up here to share so go make sure to visit her and look at her other creations of goodness! </span></p> </blockquote> <p>I WAS LOOKING FOR A BOOBIE DRAWING TUTORIAL THE OTHER DAY WOW THIS IS BRILLIANT ALL THE ONES I SAW WERE GROSSLY EXAGGERATED by ASSHOLES</p> </blockquote>http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891539244http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891539244Mon, 20 May 2013 01:47:43 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tavrosofnitram.tumblr.com/post/44689085351/let-me-like-that-post-so-i-can-look-at-it-again">tavrosofnitram</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/993093b67f24d92f2e8dea74c2e47580/tumblr_inline_mj84ihg2UC1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891525066http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891525066Mon, 20 May 2013 01:47:21 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e8a4d61d068d32cb78cb7ed8eb0ecc22/tumblr_mn2dxu6nzC1rdab4ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://casualcynic.tumblr.com/post/50851952982/so-my-mom-and-i-have-been-working-the-same">casualcynic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.</p> <p>This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.</p> <p>…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.</p> </blockquote>http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891502113http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891502113Mon, 20 May 2013 01:46:46 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://birds-bones.tumblr.com/post/48502394668/hey-did-you-know-sex-is-okay-so-is">birds-bones</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hey! Did you know:</p> <ul><li>sex is okay</li> <li>so is masturbation</li> <li>watching porn won’t make you impure</li> <li>one night stands are okay too</li> <li>having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut</li> <li>even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay</li> <li>sex with the same gender is alright</li> <li>not having sex doesn’t make you a prude</li> <li>your body your choice no matter your gender</li> <li>shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!</li> </ul></blockquote>http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891494287http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891494287Mon, 20 May 2013 01:46:35 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/25ef06db91df98246f339c38d6f47418/tumblr_mn2y5iVmkK1qitpt4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891483736http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891483736Mon, 20 May 2013 01:46:19 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thararescizor.tumblr.com/post/48031148277/blackandmilds-ill-suck-a-boy-soul-right-out">thararescizor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blackandmilds.tumblr.com/post/48022341436/ill-suck-a-boy-soul-right-out-his-dickhead-dude-i">blackandmilds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’ll suck a boy soul right out his dickhead dude I don’t give a shit</p> </blockquote> <p>u need 2 suck the gotdam verses out the dam bible</p> </blockquote>http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891475026http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891475026Mon, 20 May 2013 01:46:06 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aece52da3fc60acb989a85303b443987/tumblr_mn1tlvIPgF1roqv59o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://secretlyanolive.tumblr.com/post/50875035293/boisterousstarlet-erroetcresco">secretlyanolive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://boisterousstarlet.tumblr.com/post/50866643905/erroetcresco-prince-rylie-wtf-fun-factss">boisterousstarlet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://erroetcresco.tumblr.com/post/50853990354/prince-rylie-wtf-fun-factss-spanish-fashion">erroetcresco</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://prince-rylie.tumblr.com/post/50844275589/wtf-fun-factss-spanish-fashion-designer-invents">prince-rylie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wtffunfact.com/post/50819322757/spanish-fashion-designer-invents-cloths-spray">wtf-fun-factss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong><em><strong>Spanish fashion designer invents cloths-spray</strong></em></strong></em></p> <p><em><strong><a href="http://wtffunfact.com/"><em><strong>WTF FUN FACTS HOME</strong></em></a>  / <a href="http://wtffunfact.com/tagged/weird"> See MORE TAGGED/ weird FACTS</a></strong></em> </p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKZuPPjoxHQ&feature=player_embedded">YOOOOOOO</a></p> <p>THIS IS THE RADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE </p> </blockquote> <p>holy shit</p> <p>this seems like the most useful thing ever, forget clothing. Watch the video. </p> </blockquote> <div>*GASPS HOMESTUCK COSPLAYERS*</div> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdqy8ps4HM1rcbrvio1_500.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891457448http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891457448Mon, 20 May 2013 01:45:40 -0500<a href="http://bit.ly/13zmaaU">How to tell if someone is crazy.</a>: <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>See all the signs <strong><a href="http://bit.ly/13zmaaU">here</a></strong><a href="http://bit.ly/10a4wvq"><br/></a></p> </blockquote> <p><span>..I am crazy</span></p> <p><strike><span>Not entirely surprised tho</span></strike></p> </blockquote> <p>holy shit EVERY SINGLE THING applies to me wtf</p> </blockquote> <p>hAHhaHHAHhAHhAHhA</p> </blockquote> <p>Its insane that every single thing is me though what the hell</p> </blockquote> <p>Fairly sure everyone on Tumblr will be considered crazy according to this tbh</p> </blockquote>http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891367546http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891367546Mon, 20 May 2013 01:43:25 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0j7wuAhUU1qgqwdno1_r2_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ellierratic.tumblr.com/post/50560306369/tardiscrash-iron-man-has-defeated-the">ellierratic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tardiscrash.tumblr.com/post/18913505757/iron-man-has-defeated-the-mandarin">tardiscrash</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>I tried to ignore this post but dammit, I just couldn’t do it.</p> </blockquote>http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891359658http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891359658Mon, 20 May 2013 01:43:13 -0500“You’ll pick up your pace and I’ll cross the street like I hadn’t seen you.”<br/><br/> - <em>Woman, Whores’ Glory (2011)</em>http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891339570http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50891339570Mon, 20 May 2013 01:42:43 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c21cb9a16168c70b6e9caa01864dbcd4/tumblr_mn2zabLDSs1rqb64eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Us lookin fly and me lookin ratchet friday night</p>http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50886472084http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50886472084Mon, 20 May 2013 00:01:23 -0500hell yeahfuck yesyoratchetfriendspartybitch<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c37dd9304232c7a8af845e9fb90b909/tumblr_mlrwqd01Ui1rcl9fxo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50886368972http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50886368972Sun, 19 May 2013 23:59:40 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6cb30e816b75264d39619c98e29cf522/tumblr_mlo6f3qzAF1qi9dnho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teenagebillionaire.tumblr.com/post/48626291751">teenagebillionaire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Can’t fucking wait</p> </blockquote>http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50886358330http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50886358330Sun, 19 May 2013 23:59:28 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50886335166" src="http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50886335166/audio_player_iframe/closettoneverland/tumblr_mn2mdrJ0Sw1s9hrbg?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fclosettoneverland%2F50886335166%2Ftumblr_mn2mdrJ0Sw1s9hrbg" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><small><code>I'm harder than DJ Khaled playing the fucking quiet game</code></small></p> </blockquote>http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50886335166http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50886335166Sun, 19 May 2013 23:59:04 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/193e3ba4998fc78afa2accfebf752902/tumblr_mn0ctgawAH1r1tf3yo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/913a472d98a24f7deb530d886bad4e69/tumblr_mn0ctgawAH1r1tf3yo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>The road to the Doctor’s grave.</p> </blockquote>http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50886277485http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50886277485Sun, 19 May 2013 23:58:04 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/948e8dc717b95a37a2feabcbeaa9f8c4/tumblr_mmpvncGBtf1r9ee4eo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c94ecb8767a9d251fd4ca523af9a8b1/tumblr_mmpvncGBtf1r9ee4eo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://rhyse.ca/post/50315825898/the-new-hangover-part-iii-poster-is-awfully" class="tumblr_blog">pizzaforpresident</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The new Hangover Part III poster is awfully familiar.</p></blockquote>http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50886272645http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50886272645Sun, 19 May 2013 23:57:59 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/48ad1a1d4c2fcefb3926d19eed8b6d8d/tumblr_mmxb1sQ1SE1qh45aco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jimb0slyf3.tumblr.com/post/50628498619/this-should-be-a-top-news-story">jimb0slyf3</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>This should be a top news story.</strong></p> </blockquote>http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50886267402http://closettoneverland.tumblr.com/post/50886267402Sun, 19 May 2013 23:57:54 -0500